just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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