I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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