it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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