I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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