Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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