Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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