You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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