I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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