god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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