I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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