So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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