im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
