fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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