end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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