i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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