sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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