She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Pants are for mortals
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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