gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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