Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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