Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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