doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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