what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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