My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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