Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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