I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.