Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.