Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Banned from zoo.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT