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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker

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• (518): View more from New York

  They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights

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• (716): View more from New York

  it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.

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• (707): View more from California

  I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.

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• (619): View more from California

  yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.

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