At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?