Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.