Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.

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(503): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

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(562): View more from California

I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

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(716): View more from New York

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.

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(212): View more from New York

Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.

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