You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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