I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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