White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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