I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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