So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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