She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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