Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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