her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That accounts for only three of the penises
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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