I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Green mimosas i think yes
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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