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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  sounds like you fell off the wagon.

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  fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

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  then get some ugly ones...

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It's a good cause. For your vagina.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced

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