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  Cure to hiccups..road head..high five

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• (530): View more from California

  I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.

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• (805): View more from California

  100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."

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  No more tequila EVER.

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• (559): View more from California

  You ate ashes out of my bong

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