i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize