I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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