I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
