Dude my mom stole all your condoms
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I've blown a few things in my day
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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