I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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