did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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