Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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