She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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