If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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