yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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