Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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