On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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