Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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