My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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