What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
All the doctor said was why
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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