I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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